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Everytime I hear Mr Kwan uttering the phrase 'Nelly the NARrator', a little part of me dies. So, this was the last week of the June hols. Thursday saw Mag, Andrea, Deb, Kaili and I heading to Oomphatico at Tanglin for pretty food!! Chocolate milkshakes come with additional love juice, as Mag found out with much delight. 
^ Aforementioned pretty food :) Friday @Bali Lane. Andrea brought her camera + fisheye lens, so we basically look like we're drowning in bright swirly lights in every single photo (not demonstrated below hee). Disgusting fb tags, as always. 
Nectarie on Saturday, where I discovered my new favourite cake!! Btw the red wine pear strudel was a huge disappointment :( 
Qiran.com/daynababy: can cook, can clean, can do laundry, can make babies!!
Slept over at Dayna's that night, where we watched Friends, talked, pigged out on jelly and McDonald's and engaged in Bra Wars Pt III until 6am :)
 FINALLY SAW MIV & JO ON MONDAY
Well school's resumed and we're back to the same humdrum routine, despite the fb groups, cna polls and prayers. I still have 2970180637254374 hrs of break/week. My pe teacher still needs somebody to reach up his butthole and pull that stick out. Bt still has bts. Victor still slugs down the grand stand. Grace still cracks me up; Gab is still horny and disgusting. Nft is still midnight black with rainbow sparkles!! Most exciting changes: the scrapping of my 4hr break, the new classroom floor and T02 finally getting to sit behind dur history. So... yeah. I'm still rotting my school life away. And don't even get my started on pw! Everyone's packaging their projects to maximise appeal, ie Submerged or Shaken etc etc, but my project is about toilet water. Quite hard to package nicely. Thank you, Victor.
Side effects of school til 5 are back. Non-stop shopping + eating (rum raisin ice-cream!!) I rly hope the rest of the week crawls by because I honestly never want to get back my HEL papers. Argh chickens the regret always comes too late, doesn't it :(
Ps. Oooooooh apparently, the chances of school closing next week are pretty good. God does provide!! Amen and peace. | | |
| Done with mid-yrs. Performance is bound to be fairly pathetic, but 20% isn't going to change much... I hope. 
Much Ado About Nothing w Grace Deb Andie Kaili Gillian Jolene ++ :) I think this is the only picture of the night where my eyes are not closed. T(wtv)s are too comfortable, and I was too busy polishing off jagabee + sushi to care.
Thanks Deb, for the tickets :) 
R project pix. Most clear memory of the night: alighting at 17 Muhammad Sultan Rd instead of 72, leaving us stranded and having to cross the road in the rain. And Debra and Andrea, who couldn't tank (heehee) and left after that to go back to Debra's to fix their hair. I swear, if I wasn't grounded and went to Gotham after that I would've been sorely tempted to accompany them as well. Chips sometime in the first week:
 
Their patio rolls (??) are to die for, I seriously love/ live for that shit. 
Are we not terribly witty and your mom-esque
These photos represent a crazy number of days where Deb, Andie, Kaili and I meet up, wander around town aimlessly and inevitably... end up eating. Sometimes my head hurts from all the lepaking!! Nevertheless, new finds Ajitei + sashimi + cod roe cheese tofu and strawberry crepe + rum raisin ice-cream more than make up for all the brain cells lost in the process :) (Btw Deb & Kaili, blogging about food = EHMUZING heheheheeee)
Inside joke, you wouldn't get it anw. Aft Vaunt: 
Vaunt was kinda weird because of certain idiots, but I got to see Ahmad for the first time in forever!! We need to meet up soon bb. AHMAD, YUZ, IVY, I BLOODY MISS YOU SO MUCH it's crazy :( 
Deb Goei's birthday event at Gotham, where Dayna Ling died. It was fun though :) thanks Proph.M!!
Happy Birthday in advance GG Baby!!!  But of course, no post would be complete without a few shots of the lovely janitors' wear I get to call my uniform: 
I didn't feel up to a T02 outing to Sentosa today so I spent the day lepaking with K & Deb. Grace told me to "wait for the pix, damn funny". Nabz why do I never get to catch the golden moments!! Or see manhunk all hot and sweaty?! T02kias/ lucky bitches, you better have drooled enough for me.
NON-CJ: Never had the experience of donning light blue pieces of shit? HA! Regretting not coming to Cloud Conc Camp now, aren't you? 
(^ Yeah btw that is not my cj jackets. I do not believe in wearing cj jackets. Just sayin'.)
On a sidenote: my Women In Love book got confiscated during the lit exam because I had 7 dog-eared pages. According to Mr Kang, "You can only have 1!!" Oh, so there's a special rule for dog-eared pages now, is there? I get the privilege of choosing the MOST SPECIAL PAGE in the ENTIRE BOOK and folding the top corner down? Amazing. And ps, if I fold 7 pages down together into one gigantic mighty dog-eared corner, is it 1 dog-eared page or 7 dog-eared pages? Are square brackets the root of all evil? Does it make one's life complete to colour circled words into highlighted chunks? Have I said the word 'dog-eared' way too many times? Meaningful questions we should all ponder about.
The best part was, I still had Kaili's exam copy of Wuthering Heights with me, but it was entirely redundant anyway because that section was passage-based. Seriously, was already feeling v v v shitty due to being down with some killer flu virus and all, and when good-old Mr Kang took my book away any desire or motivation I had to finish the paper and do well just left me entirely. And it's not like today's econs paper was any better. I didn't do half the essay questions and case study questions. Gab and I were talking the night before and we were resigned to making up our own graphs/curves or spend 2 hrs 45 mins highlighting impt key-phrases (ie forward/backward integration, mergers, firm(s), slow wink Dayna-style etc etc), like we always do during Reganathan's stimulating pink lectures. I guess I thought I'd be motivated enough to build up my dismal hist/econs/lit knowledge over the June holidays, but once again my ADHD (gah) has triumphed. Yes, it makes me feel better to blame everything on ADHD, because then it's not my fault. As Deb would say, nice nice nice. 
"I am mouth-fucking this beautiful huge chicken lollipop"- because this had to appear somewhere in the entry 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwUCvm5egg
WATCH UNTIL 1:16, YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE COMPLETE IF YOU DON'T.
And I wasn't going to bring it up, but since we're on the topic of Vahchef anyway...
My few attempts at baking have been to make ready-mix cakes for various people's birthdays/ special occasions then bluff said people that I baked the cakes from scratch. Howev, a few saturdays ago, Kaili came over and we were laughing at his screenshots. I don't know how this led to us stumbling upon another Vahchef video, but we did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxGFkhL0VSE
Oh God, the new-age intro music kills me every time. 
Sorry about the hugeass pictures, but I need to shove it in your face that We. Are. Geniuses. 7950 winner points to Nat and Kaili!!! Seriously, if you have not tasted warm banana bread fresh from the oven, you have not lived.
Strange how living life to the fullest is so closely related to Vahchef. With that, good night! | | |
| I am keeping this site, because human beings are sentimental creatures and I am a human being. (I feel a bit sick typing the above, because the other day in KI we had to write an essay about why cyborg-humans were impossible and human beings and their sentimentality came into the picture. Do you care?) Anyway, this 
was T02 @Maju Camp the other day Despite looking like an assortment of better-off factory workers (fire-proof blouse) and plain shit factory workers (shirt), we really did have quite a bit of fun. Grace/ Faizal/ Miss Pretty did very well in the K9 show :) Sakae afterwards, before which we accidentally abandoned Adi’ff in the mountains to eat sushi (sorry babe). It just dawned on me how term 2 has flown by in a swirl of twin humps, purple buckets, clouds, giant mirrors, town adventures (God no) and bjbp. I’ve noticed terms have a way of doing that. Which is why I found myself staring at my school diary today in horror, and no, not because of the bloody goose formation smacked on the cover. Mid-years are next week. I knew that all along, it just… dawned on me today. Should have listened to Victor when he told me to do my assignments. Sometimes you don’t take him seriously because he is a slimy beng, and maybe he is. But a wise one.
Should have mastered history from the beginning.
Should poison all 50000 of CJ disciplinarians.
Should practice more maths.
Should start passing Econs.
Shouldn’t have gotten myself grounded until August. I think we’ve only penetrated the tip of the Sick Rhyming Phrases Iceberg (the newest being Whip Me and Strip Me) so PRIZZ stay tuned. 
RJ vs AC rugby finals on some friday. I was supporting RJ la dey Miv just lent me her shirt because it was hot!!
And on wed, was supposed to go to airport with Saddam Rudy Hassan to study but decided to stay at home due to inability to do work with people. Initial plan was to wake up early and study the philosophy of science. Up to 3pm, had only managed to finish half a packet of chips and read the latest issues of Hello! and Readers Digest thus far. Even picked up Zac Efron Annual 2009 in desperate attempt to postpone studying. I scored 1/10 on Zac’s Birthday Quiz; book said I need to learn more about Zac if I’m going to make him feel special on his birthday. Am v amazed at sister’s ability to read entire book without barfing. 25 May: Happy Birthday Dillon Tan!!!
Yes you can be Lepak King and RoshRapist forever, sick bitch. 28 May: Happy Birthday Debra Monster Humper!!!
I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU INSIDE!!!!!! Ovulate your way to heaven today ^^ Birthday vid to air soon AFTER I EDIT ALL THE INCRIMINATING PARTS. Deb’s face when she saw us standing outside her gate, clad in the same hideous shirt, was a mingled mixture of shock, outrage, horror, amusement and CHEEBYEWTF.
 
Dear God help she is about to LICK MY EAR
I have nice, soft and comfy headgear ^^ (inside joke, you wouldn't get it anyway)
Anw R Project tdy was v enjoyable; well done Justine Andrea Lyd Sipei Melia :)
Pix to hit fb soon (don’t they always) Ooh I just realised I got it wrong when I proudly declared that I've been on xanga for four years now. I've only been on xanga for three years. This is why I take H1 maths... (which I screwed majorly. But that's another story for another day). HERE I COME JUNE HOLZZZZZZ | | |
| Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter." I always liked having a blog because previous posts are always there to help relive certain memories :) the past few months have given me so many wonderful memories; it's a bloody shame if I lost them all because I was lazy to update this thing. O'Tiero/ Orientation @ RJ/ RI(JC) First day of O'Tiero was... icebreakers? I will always remember having to play games like the Mental Sums Maths Maze and having to memorise the sequence of plates with words of the school song written on it. The rest were pretty standard- whacko, elope, etcetc. Oh, and the part where the OGLs were banging and stomping the Raffles cheer and the dude in front was yelling 'UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!', after which two OGLs were supposed to yank the O'Tiero banner down and impress us all. Unfortunately, the banner got stuck. ...these things happen. Second day: Amazing Race!! This is HH03 running around the streets of AMK
 
This is us at Bugis hopping around trying to pick up rubbish :(
 
(Ben Wee's master hopping saved the day)
This is us in another part of Bugis, playing charades
 
HAHAHA Weiqin's face (Y)
HH03!!!
O'h hot damn this is my jam (I still remember/have videos of our hopeless cheer)
Presenting my OGL, Chen Yang, of Blue Fairy fame!!
OH I just remembered he made the mistake of sitting down in a seat reserved for the pregnant/ disabled during the Amazing Race, so for the rest of the week we called him Pregnant Lady.
OH I also remember now he kept insisting he was having sextuplets because he has six babies in that area (if you get it, good job).
Third day: WAR GAMES
THE BEST WAR GAME EVER, STRIP ME IF YOU CAN
Basically girls run around holding each other's hands, viciously grabbing and stripping all the guys of pegs clipped to their backs. Lots of screaming, pouncing, scratching and war cries. It was very sad to be a guy that afternoon ^^
Invasion
Finale: v v v complicated game where we had to walk around and pick up tokens to exchange for trash/ heavy objects to throw in the above boxes to weigh them down to raise our house flags attached to the other side :)
I would love to say HH owned, but... HH didn't.
Day four: mostly mass dance then we were free, followed by intense shopping at Toa Payoh w/ the OG for our O'Night costumes. Hehehe.
Day five: Raffles Take 5 & O'Night
@ Pasir Ris Park
Poker, poker, poker, captain's ball, poker, poker, Sakae, wasabi, Dillon puking and all of us vowing never to play poker.
Sorry Dillon :(
 
NO, WE ARE NOT MENTALLY UNSOUND. Every group had to dress up for O'Night and our group chose Pajama Party
Nora & Zaki!!
Blue fairy w/ blue fairy 
I rly, rly, rly miss O'Tiero :(
Random RJ pix 
RJ's library, ULTIMATE
LOVE IT.
Ugenie Beast: LOVE IT MORE.
Sad Singaporean kids :(
Hello little RI boys ^^
Mark's birthday :)
Idiot changed his name to Bishan Gay on fb and now can't change it back.
Balu, who left for NP :(
Mark/ Bishan Gay
Andrea/ Porn Star
Nigel/ Hippie
Jed/ Jed Lee
Yes, those are my classmates.
10A01E: efficiency is key :)
I remember how once, after beating some class at captain's ball, Hoang got up on a chair and thanked us, the people, for uniting and defeating the enemy.
I also remember how we saluted him.
One fine day, when skipping PE (the spectator stands are an awesome place to lepak) 
Waiteng & Ruici (singing Collide?? Calculator Song??)
FRISBEE AGAIN, can never escape!!
Back2Skool 
Bloody miss this like hell!!! ST NICKS FTW
Random saturday at Dayna's -
Nobody seems to want to take up the offer!! Fusion + PLANETSHAKERS at ACS(I) 
Yuz's 17th (L) 
Chicken galpalz, Ahmad Khan & Andie Cookie
I swear, we go to Sushi Tei @ Taka for everybody's birthday. (Miss you benny boy)
HAPPY 17th YUZ!!!
I still remember exactly one year ago, we surprised her at my house with an ice-cream cake and M&Ms :)
Gay shit for a gay shit
Ahmad Khan's Birthday :) 
We built this fake mat a kampung and crashed her house. Because she is the True Lepak Queen, and because all English sounds Malay when she speaks it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMAD KHAN!!!
W/ my smelly mother
And the 1001 after-school excursions- 
I just realised... I look like a xiao bai cai.
Debra deflowered
Your mother
Crashing CJ. LITTLE DID I KNOW...
Monsters took my Hadley Hullett book and filled it with porn :(
BJBP BJBP BJBP BJBP BJBP
First day at Cloud Conc Camp
BABY!! 
Ms Olsen + Aaron's birthdays
How is CJ? Let's just say the first thing I heard when I walked into class was 'JANGAN TENSION'. And there are no Communist orgies/ requests to extend class/ size 10 feet soldiers (HAHA DINESH)/ bitch civics tutors/ creepy boys who cross-dress in their spare time. But at the same time, no 7-11/ pseudo orange bowl/ bubble tea/ chocolate bars/ bloody fantastic timetable/ lifts/ awesome campus/ regular track/ lepak cru/ 1E/ JIZZ. Or any RJ people :( It's hard to say, really. I do regret it. Everyday. But at the same time, I don't. And when it comes down to it, I didn't have much choice. I seriously, seriously miss the hospital and everything it holds though. I guess life has something for everyone. Hopefully, it'll be something good for me :) Love you chickens, lepak cru, clouds, drama people, xiao bai cais, all-white clones and humpers!!! Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORMTAIL!!! 
I love you more than you can come in a minute. Which is saying a lot, bitch!!
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| I celebrated my best birthday ever last friday and saturday  So I'm walking through the canteen after lit class when Andrea turns to me and goes, 'Hey Nat, do you see anything... different?' When I stare at her blankly (yes I'm an unobservant freak), she gestures vaguely. 'Anything different... on the walls... maybe scattered around... NEXT TO THAT GIANT BAYLEY-WADDLE POSTER...' ONLY FOR ME TO FIND: 
Apparently I was supposed to run around the school hysterically ripping the posters off the walls and piece tgt different letters stuck behind to find out where I was supposed to go after school. Unfortunately (or not!!) the councillors had beaten me to ripping them down. Hehehe. I love you 10A01E Anw after KI we headed to Rajaratnam block where they sang me happy birthday to a guitar Jon Shin pulled out 
Was also treated to other things, such as a rly rly cute guitar improv about roots/calculators... 
...AND THE SMASHING OF A CAKE INTO MY FACE. 
Hehehehe after lots of swearing/ smashing/ hysterical screaming/ running around like maniacs, LepakCru minus Weijie headed over to Swensen's where I lost five card games in a row and received a birthday sundae :) 
Someone should tell Dinesh that this rly isn't seductive at all and that NOBODY feels the heat!!
Deb and I caught He's Just Not That Into You (shit boring- really, don't bother) at Lido then we met Judith and Ashes and chatted for a bit :) we'd just said bye to them when she turned to me and was all, 'Nat, I'm really really sorry, but er, do you mind if I blindfold you for a bit???' UM, YES, MAYBE?!?!??!?! 
She forgot to mention that I would be banged about by people in Orchard and shoved unceremoniously into a cab. It felt okay being blind in a cab, but once we alighted and I heard the crunch of leaves and twigs beneath my feet I got a bit scared. Not to mention certain friends who popped up from nowhere and kept slamming themselves into me :( :( :( (yes Pads I'm talking about you) 
But I guess the trauma was worth it, because the blindfold was ripped off to this 
and this 
and a bunch of freaks standing around me screaming the birthday song I. Love. My. Friends. They. Are. Awesome. The tiresome narrative stops here; photoblog!! (some pix from Joanna TMK DPK TMD KNN CCB) 
Chips galore, apple juice, special pocky, mini mini coke, a full tray of kinder surprise eggs, fried rice x3, a carton of kono pizza, chocolate cake by Mag, etc etc etc
Coke on a candle
But if I thought the previous night was scary, it was nothing compared to waking up the next day to Ivy's face. 
Giant earthquake + sushi + mat mother-daughter pair + yuz =
Dayna, Debra, Mag, Miv, Jo, Rach, Andie, Graciebaby, Ahmad, Ives, Yuz: love x infinity to the ends of the earth and beyond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that I'm one year older, and obviously wiser, I've come to realise that while you may be a bunch of humping/thumping sluts, you really are the best chicken pals anyone could ask for. Thank you a million times over and more for making my birthday the best I could possibly have.
17-year-old signing out Ps on a much sadder note: RIP Mr Walter Khoo, my P4 ft and one of the most unique, unusual, talented and caring teachers ever to walk the halls of CHIJ St. Nicholas Girls'. | | |
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