Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

I always liked having a blog because previous posts are always there to help relive certain memories :) the past few months have given me so many wonderful memories; it's a bloody shame if I lost them all because I was lazy to update this thing.

O'Tiero/ Orientation @ RJ/ RI(JC)

First day of O'Tiero was... icebreakers? I will always remember having to play games like the Mental Sums Maths Maze and having to memorise the sequence of plates with words of the school song written on it. The rest were pretty standard- whacko, elope, etcetc.

Oh, and the part where the OGLs were banging and stomping the Raffles cheer and the dude in front was yelling 'UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!', after which two OGLs were supposed to yank the O'Tiero banner down and impress us all.

Unfortunately, the banner got stuck.

...these things happen.

Second day: Amazing Race!!

This is HH03 running around the streets of AMK

This is us at Bugis hopping around trying to pick up rubbish :(

(Ben Wee's master hopping saved the day)

This is us in another part of Bugis, playing charades

HAHAHA Weiqin's face (Y)

HH03!!!

O'h hot damn this is my jam (I still remember/have videos of our hopeless cheer) 

Presenting my OGL, Chen Yang, of Blue Fairy fame!!
OH I just remembered he made the mistake of sitting down in a seat reserved for the pregnant/ disabled during the Amazing Race, so for the rest of the week we called him Pregnant Lady.
OH I also remember now he kept insisting he was having sextuplets because he has six babies in that area (if you get it, good job).

Third day: WAR GAMES

THE BEST WAR GAME EVER, STRIP ME IF YOU CAN
Basically girls run around holding each other's hands, viciously grabbing and stripping all the guys of pegs clipped to their backs. Lots of screaming, pouncing, scratching and war cries. It was very sad to be a guy that afternoon ^^

Invasion

Finale: v v v complicated game where we had to walk around and pick up tokens to exchange for trash/ heavy objects to throw in the above boxes to weigh them down to raise our house flags attached to the other side :)

I would love to say HH owned, but... HH didn't.

Day four: mostly mass dance then we were free, followed by intense shopping at Toa Payoh w/ the OG for our O'Night costumes. Hehehe.

Day five: Raffles Take 5 & O'Night

@ Pasir Ris Park
Poker, poker, poker, captain's ball, poker, poker, Sakae, wasabi, Dillon puking and all of us vowing never to play poker.

Sorry Dillon :(

NO, WE ARE NOT MENTALLY UNSOUND. Every group had to dress up for O'Night and our group chose Pajama Party   

Nora & Zaki!!

Blue fairy w/ blue fairy

I rly, rly, rly miss O'Tiero :(

Random RJ pix

RJ's library, ULTIMATE

LOVE IT.

Ugenie Beast: LOVE IT MORE.

Sad Singaporean kids :(

Hello little RI boys ^^

Mark's birthday :)
Idiot changed his name to Bishan Gay on fb and now can't change it back.

Balu, who left for NP :(

Mark/ Bishan Gay 

Andrea/ Porn Star

Nigel/ Hippie

Jed/ Jed Lee

Yes, those are my classmates.

10A01E: efficiency is key :)
I remember how once, after beating some class at captain's ball, Hoang got up on a chair and thanked us, the people, for uniting and defeating the enemy.
I also remember how we saluted him.

One fine day, when skipping PE (the spectator stands are an awesome place to lepak)

Waiteng & Ruici (singing Collide?? Calculator Song??)

FRISBEE AGAIN, can never escape!!

Back2Skool

Bloody miss this like hell!!! ST NICKS FTW

Random saturday at Dayna's -


Nobody seems to want to take up the offer!!

Fusion + PLANETSHAKERS at ACS(I)

Yuz's 17th (L)

Chicken galpalz, Ahmad Khan & Andie Cookie

I swear, we go to Sushi Tei @ Taka for everybody's birthday. (Miss you benny boy)

HAPPY 17th YUZ!!!
I still remember exactly one year ago, we surprised her at my house with an ice-cream cake and M&Ms :)

Gay shit for a gay shit

Ahmad Khan's Birthday :)

We built this fake mat a kampung and crashed her house. Because she is the True Lepak Queen, and because all English sounds Malay when she speaks it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMAD KHAN!!!

W/ my smelly mother

And the 1001 after-school excursions-

I just realised... I look like a xiao bai cai.

Debra deflowered

Your mother

Crashing CJ. LITTLE DID I KNOW...

Monsters took my Hadley Hullett book and filled it with porn :(

BJBP BJBP BJBP BJBP BJBP

First day at Cloud Conc Camp


BABY!!

Ms Olsen + Aaron's birthdays

How is CJ? Let's just say the first thing I heard when I walked into class was 'JANGAN TENSION'. And there are no Communist orgies/ requests to extend class/ size 10 feet soldiers (HAHA DINESH)/ bitch civics tutors/ creepy boys who cross-dress in their spare time. But at the same time, no 7-11/ pseudo orange bowl/ bubble tea/ chocolate bars/ bloody fantastic timetable/ lifts/ awesome campus/ regular track/ lepak cru/ 1E/ JIZZ. Or any RJ people :(

It's hard to say, really. I do regret it. Everyday. But at the same time, I don't. And when it comes down to it, I didn't have much choice. I seriously, seriously miss the hospital and everything it holds though. I guess life has something for everyone. Hopefully, it'll be something good for me :)

Love you chickens, lepak cru, clouds, drama people, xiao bai cais, all-white clones and humpers!!!

Oh and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WORMTAIL!!!

I love you more than you can come in a minute. Which is saying a lot, bitch!!