I am keeping this site, because human beings are sentimental creatures and I am a human being.

(I feel a bit sick typing the above, because the other day in KI we had to write an essay about why cyborg-humans were impossible and human beings and their sentimentality came into the picture. Do you care?)

Anyway, this

was T02 @Maju Camp the other day

Despite looking like an assortment of better-off factory workers (fire-proof blouse) and plain shit factory workers (shirt), we really did have quite a bit of fun. Grace/ Faizal/ Miss Pretty did very well in the K9 show :) Sakae afterwards, before which we accidentally abandoned Adi’ff in the mountains to eat sushi (sorry babe).

It just dawned on me how term 2 has flown by in a swirl of twin humps, purple buckets, clouds, giant mirrors, town adventures (God no) and bjbp. I’ve noticed terms have a way of doing that. Which is why I found myself staring at my school diary today in horror, and no, not because of the bloody goose formation smacked on the cover. Mid-years are next week. I knew that all along, it just… dawned on me today.

Should have listened to Victor when he told me to do my assignments. Sometimes you don’t take him seriously because he is a slimy beng, and maybe he is. But a wise one.
Should have mastered history from the beginning.
Should poison all 50000 of CJ disciplinarians.
Should practice more maths.
Should start passing Econs.
Shouldn’t have gotten myself grounded until August.

I think we’ve only penetrated the tip of the Sick Rhyming Phrases Iceberg (the newest being Whip Me and Strip Me) so PRIZZ stay tuned.

RJ vs AC rugby finals on some friday. I was supporting RJ la dey Miv just lent me her shirt because it was hot!!

And on wed, was supposed to go to airport with Saddam Rudy Hassan to study but decided to stay at home due to inability to do work with people. Initial plan was to wake up early and study the philosophy of science. Up to 3pm, had only managed to finish half a packet of chips and read the latest issues of Hello! and Readers Digest thus far. Even picked up Zac Efron Annual 2009 in desperate attempt to postpone studying. I scored 1/10 on Zac’s Birthday Quiz; book said I need to learn more about Zac if I’m going to make him feel special on his birthday.

Am v amazed at sister’s ability to read entire book without barfing.

25 May: Happy Birthday Dillon Tan!!!
Yes you can be Lepak King and RoshRapist forever, sick bitch.

28 May: Happy Birthday Debra Monster Humper!!!
I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU INSIDE!!!!!! Ovulate your way to heaven today ^^ Birthday vid to air soon AFTER I EDIT ALL THE INCRIMINATING PARTS. Deb’s face when she saw us standing outside her gate, clad in the same hideous shirt, was a mingled mixture of shock, outrage, horror, amusement and CHEEBYEWTF.

Dear God help she is about to LICK MY EAR

I have nice, soft and comfy headgear ^^ (inside joke, you wouldn't get it anyway)

Anw R Project tdy was v enjoyable; well done Justine Andrea Lyd Sipei Melia :) 
Pix to hit fb soon (don’t they always)

Ooh I just realised I got it wrong when I proudly declared that I've been on xanga for four years now. I've only been on xanga for three years. This is why I take H1 maths... (which I screwed majorly. But that's another story for another day).

HERE I COME JUNE HOLZZZZZZ